Pride & Prejudice & Dog Baths

“Guess I’ll be needing another bath, eh?”

 

Number two of my homages to Jane Austen and my quest to have certain incomparable truths become universally acknowledged:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that right after one has bathed one’s filthy dog, one’s dog will commence to roll ’round and ’round in the dirt and grass until said dog has become even filthier than before said bath.

“IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.”  (Pride & Prejudice)

Gentle reader: nothing would give me, your humble servant, greater pleasure than reading your own truths in the comment area that follows.

~Thanks!